timothydelaghetto:

 

timothydelaghetto:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

so accurate

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

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pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time